Wear wtf

You should get one. If you could be your own superhero what would you cone up with?

I blame Disney for the infatuation with squirrels. They are rats with fluffy tails. Once in your attic, they will try to burn your house down by chewing up wiring. Best of luck.

That's nuts. Sorry.

Well done!

Nice save. The reassuring part for anyone who handled it barehanded: squirrels almost never carry rabies. One 16 year surveillance effort tested nearly 22,000 of them and found only nine positive.

You. are. awesome.

All Squirrels Matter

But you COULD wear a cape, if you wanted to...

Thank you. No really. Thank you.