I was at some apartment party when Princess Di died. Some girl was telling me the news that she died. She was telling me that Princess Di had been killed and who killed her. I said, "that's crazy. Why would Pavarotti kill Princess Di?"

I thought she was saying "Pavarotti," not "paparazzi," which I didn't remember hearing much back then.

I slept later that night, wondering what the opera singer had against Princess Di.