Dog bites man is not news. Man bites dog is old news. The real news:
"Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store":
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/26/dog-shotgun-nebraska-convenience-store
"Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store":
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/26/dog-shotgun-nebraska-convenience-store
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