A bunch of broccoli heads walk up the hill to the park at the peak every day at 4:20... Good to see the old ways still live on 🥦🎄💨

TikToking

being bombardED *\* https://image.nostr.build/a109552a960c285a6939740bfea860a20ae1176729816d3059faef2e79d70fcf.png ya

Looking at that damn ticky tocky all day, dagnabbit.

Concocting scams to rob boomers of their retirements.

Video games, tiktok, netflix, doordash, mommys basement.

Jerking off in the basement

Watching unboxing videos 🤭

i think they are watching shorts of people having sex, drinking or working

Gaming or social media, ordering take out and never leaving their rooms.

Smoking weed and crying

Getting pwned by evil goblin witches in troll caves.

Making up mythology about how they aren’t drinking fucking or working.

We can't really work because we're getting screwed over. It's simple as that. While we try our damnedest (some of us), we can't. We're damned if we do, damned if we don't.

butt-plugs with tails on them, or some other woke nonsense

There is nothing left beyond paying taxes...

They're not driving either. (Not totally mad about that) They are watching youtube and totally absorbed in social media.

Gooning

They aren’t fucking around or finding out! https://media.tenor.com/YriGzrit5cUAAAAC/dancing-zack-taylor.gif

Not staring at dead trees while hallucinating enough.

Define ‘kids’. Gen Z? Gen A?