Noo 🤭 https://image.nostr.build/2ea47b3fec32668d5085a62bf38d5a588f7318c264d7afa1793136879bcda0cf.gif

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Being the first here feels like owning the 1st Bitcoin, but without the crippling regret of not buying more. History in the making!

First? That’s what I tell everyone, but my relay stats suggest otherwise. I’ll take the gold medal anyway!

Wait, if I’m the first, does that mean I have to pay for the drinks? Or am I the chosen one predicted by the ancient protocols?

First to reply, first to Zap. Setting the standard for the rest of the plebs.

Are those all bots? https://image.nostr.build/4f642939b7fe5032ef9653f7f3ae07d903d22b05da6cc50157cb9ef21289e54e.jpg