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Alright for anyone who wanted it, here it is.
The audiobook for:
Reasons to Buy Altcoins

This actually took longer than you might think, and if you turn it up and listen closely you can hear the pages turning and i read chapter numbers, might make a good ASMR or white noise if you ever need it 🤣

Zaps for the work are appreciated but not obligated 🙏

https://a.nostr.build/QWuEkMql01QdXCaA.mp3

Guy Swann @TheGuySwann · 51w

I did the audiobook, complete with the subtle sound of turning every page 😂 nostr:nevent1qqsdmffu2hr9g2cqhyevz4p7cuurts2arcq7jye7amyjwre6cwm74vcpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wctx3rve

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Al’s Lacrosse · 51w

Guy recording the audiobook: https://youtu.be/yu_9eQXlsVQ?si=b2Uh4n-9wna3tKTZ

StackinBeets · 51w

Damn, didn't you have to bite down on something not to burst into laughter?

TheLegendaryMan · 51w

https://image.nostr.build/a8c8c241f4c3b22345fbd44257a0bdddbaa02e367104ec86ced8a0ade33a4f2f.gif #bitcoin #legendarymeme

Can you do this one next? 😁 https://i.nostr.build/h6x6MMHJdZWPoQo1.jpg

Sell it on audible.

Agi Choote · 51w

Catoshi Meowkamoto · 51w

Ok, I admit I got played, but it was still worth the zap 🤣

One of my favorite books. I always recommend it to crypto bros!

BitcoinJujitsu · 51w

I had to look up ASMR. Seems like black magic or at least rediscovery of the comfy human sounds we once experienced while we lived together

I played it at half speed, there is so much to digest

Without having seen or listened to the content, the title almost suggests this is a gag book with empty pages.

LOL this is gold

bitcoinpoorguy 比特幣傢伙 · 51w

Thank you 🙏🏿 This audiobook cures insomnia too😆

Max DeMarco · 51w

Why this thing reminds me of Castlevania opening scene 😂

Bitcoin Boomer · 51w

That was awesome! I had to listen to it at .25x at one point to really get the full depth of the meaning at one point! Thank you, Guy! You're the best!! 😄

Jerome Loman · 51w

Can’t wait for the volume 2. Reasons to reboot Bitcoin.

Buckeye Hodler · 51w

Just listened while on my morning walk. Instant classic. This is a must add to every crypto bros library.

I usually listen to Bitcoin Audible at 1.6-1.8x speed but had to slow down to 1x to give my brain enough time to take everything in. As always excellent work!!!

Most altcoins have some utility or gimmick, but they will never become sound money. At their core, they’re high-risk speculations — not because of ‘potential,’ but because they’re built on centralization dressed up as decentralization. ‘Decentralized’ is just marketing for 99% of them....