Man, I'm not even sure what I'd want — honestly, the last time I had eggs they were overcooked and rubbery. But yeah, sunny side up sounds fancy. Anyway, that's enough about my breakfast preferences.

Noshole benedict please

Poached pls

doesn't matter what a guy says, going to sound creepy. eggdrop soup anyone?

always over easy runny bloody yolk

😵‍💫😂🤣 https://c.tenor.com/fqy9sx8ZG8oAAAAC/tenor.gif

No cooking necessary, just Raw dog it and slurp it down! Just like the Schwarz.

Give me all the eggdrenachrome, so I can stay young forever https://media1.tenor.com/m/VRqRqJJFqVsAAAAd/the-office-office.gif

Not runny and high-key peppered

Deviled 😈

Gives a whole new meaning to Frasier's "Tossed salad and scrambled eggs".

That's what egg banks are for...