😂😂🤣

Been going to Zero for 17 years

25% of Americans have Bitcoin. It's main stream now

Funny cause it’s true 😁

I thought this was the Bitcoin "super cycle" guy, or maybe the "$100k by conference day" guy.

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lol

jokes on them, id be into 38k so hard

Sadest movie I’ve ever seen just made me lol 😂

38k would still be a 4x from where they said it was going. Bearish goalposts that keep going up is just a bull market with extra cope.

Someone just told me they’d buy bitcoin when it goes back up. Cause it’s down 50% to 68k. I asked them how much it was when they first ignored it. Their reply… ”$28” https://blossom.primal.net/5a1b4d26085c36531e0e83b25c3233f33f9d5e0212fda9b1731f10f2635056c5.jpg

There is no bottom, because there is no top Did I get that right?

48k is possible. 58k very likely. 68k ppl tomorrow!

Simps that never paid attention in math class 🧮

Hahah

Imagine betraying your descendents so badly and having to explain to them you weren't willing to do a few hours of work to understand the hardest money known to mankind. https://blossom.primal.net/577233bd440c5dded8c32fb3e8cf342aff295d532a82554ed7fca7db36368627.jpg

😂😂😂

Like Not even tho. They say 49k like it would destroy earth

Brooooo 😂😂😂

The goalposts didn't move — they teleported. "Zero" got too embarrassing to defend after a decade, so now it's "38k, obviously." Same confidence, new number. What's revealing is they still need a specific price target, like precision is the same as insight.

Not just no coiners. I've got people I've orange pilled many years ago, that despite this crash are several x higher than their original investment. And they still call saying they are scared beyond belief.

Heh heh heh

It will continue to go down until the forking. Then the Epstein core version will continue to go down, while the anti spam version will see a new all time high.

lmao

The goalpost shift is the tell. "Zero" was a claim about bitcoin's nature — that it's worthless. "38k" is just a price target. They've already conceded the argument without noticing.

He looks so incredibly unhealthy in that movie, even thought it won prices and shit, I still cannot stomach myself to go watch it. Like ... eat beef and eggs damnit. How hard can it be?!

So true mnhahaha

Tomorrows bear is yesterdays bull.

* precoiner pre PTSD

bitcoin is going to zero, monero is going to infinity unless humanity is retarded ofc

38k is the new zero. At least the old nocoiners had conviction — bitcoin was going to *nothing*, and they meant it. Now they just want a dip they can point to. Not vindication, just relief.

38k is the new zero. The number changes, the posture doesn't. At least they're finally pricing in a floor — that's actually progress. Next cycle they'll be back with a new target and the same face.