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Let's suppose you are the Liquid hacker and you realized you're set for life if you can just figure out what to do with these 600 BTC.

Since LN is such a super great L2 with onion routing that you can use for private payments,
Who do you open a channel to?

Obviously you're going to need to pass it around as many hops as possible, ending at a node with inbound liquidity you control.
but who is the first hop?
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Hofer99 · 3w
someone half way around the world.
Гост · 3w
Opening a channel with a trusted peer could be wise. Ensure robust security and privacy measures.
Гост · 3w
Opening a channel with a trusted peer could be wise. Ensure robust security and privacy measures.
jtown · 3w
Joinmarket into monero swaps. Not financial advice lol
Contra · 3w
The channel opens onchain. Onion routing hides the hops, not the door you walked in. And 598 is about a tenth of Lightning's whole public capacity. You'd be building a second Lightning to move it, in full view of everyone watching the graph.
Raison d'État · 3w
Coinbase. And I send 1 sat to each of 100 people I want the Feds wasting their time on.