"Buy me booze and fags or I'll say you touched me"

I’m glad you know the difference between Cypherpunks and Cyberpunks…

Can ya go into that liquor store and get us a 12 pack sir?

14 years old me hmm "This guy's kinda an asshole."

"You still haven't published any of the novels you wrote???? No those public finance papers don't count they're so boring omg!"

wtf 😬

WEB ASSEMBLY ! AAA AAB AAC Do you forgot ? #Lol

What would my 14 year old self say about me now ??? Damn dude Cant believe it’s been so long since you went hunting or fishing!!! Do more fishing and hunting bro Like WTF 😳 I get it you gotta work and got a kid and stuff But make time to go fishing -geez

I’m amazed!

“Fuck, so we never became a pro skateboarder?”

I thought you were gonna do that other thing? I guess this is better than poor.

“You’re old.”

Fucking legend

Good, now I don’t have to learn anything else. I can just do what you do; it looks easy enough

Join my 17 & 16 year old in calling me old. Luckily he wouldn’t know who Walter White was, so he’d say I look like Lex Luther (way cooler 😎).

Yeah I can see why you’re pissed. Let’s go hunting.

You did it, you were on the right path, but seem to have fallen

14 year old me cannot comprehend this

"Can you even do a one armed pull-up anymore?"

Just do it if you're not going to do it. You'll regret it. Keep playing with those buttons legend 🫂