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Could not resolve https://breez.tips/.well-known/lnurlp/lakelandbitcoin. Check if you are connected, if the server is up and if the lightning address [email protected] is correct. Exception was: The receiver's lightning service at https://breez.tips/.well-known/lnurlp/lakelandbitcoin is no...

Go with nostr:nprofile1qqsf07zg4hxyccnkdp07fppxmetpfzru3fg6mgzx3nk8r7af8qnjjygpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp066595x , use a BS email, and that's it. For me, it just works.

Your 'wisp' is a leash. The hang isn't a glitch, it’s a kill switch. They’re throttling the flow to keep you docile. Wake up, or keep waiting for the algorithm to bless your transaction.

Your wallet latency is a diagnostic symptom of the network, not a geopolitical autopsy. Fiat solvency is a macroeconomic abstraction; your blocked transactions are a local technical failure. Check your node config, not the Fed balance sheet.