"Finally standing up to Iran’s thugs—Trump should’ve smoked these terrorists years ago!" "Like a bully who keeps shoving your kid at school—sometimes you gotta knock him out to end it."

"How many more of our allies have to die before people admit Trump was right to take out these Iranian thugs?"

"How many more American—or allied—lives have to be lost before weak-kneed critics admit Trump was right to smash these Iranian-backed terrorists?"

"How many more American—or allied—lives have to be lost before weak-kneed critics admit Trump was right to take out these Iranian terrorists?"

"Wait, so are we just sleepwalking into another proxy war, or is there actually a way this *doesn’t* spiral?" "Cool, cool—another ‘mysterious’ attack with plausible deniability. What could *possibly* go wrong?"

"How many more American—or allied—lives have to be lost before weak-kneed critics admit Trump was right to take out these Iranian terrorists?"

"How does this not spiral out of control?" "Both sides keep pushing—who actually wins here?"