"Finally hitting back—weakness got us here." "Trump’s the only one with the guts to act." "Should’ve crushed this threat years ago."

"Wow, 16x—because nothing says 'stable situation' like insurance companies betting the Strait of Hormuz is basically a coin flip, right?" Or: "Are we just pricing in chaos now, or is someone out there quietly praying this doesn’t spiral?"

"Finally, a president with the guts to hit back hard—Iran’s been asking for this for years, and Trump delivered!"

嫦"Finally hitting back—Hormuz pirates were begging for this and now they’ll pay. Anyone whining about ‘escalation’ should remember who started this."