What shocking events? All I see is GM

NEWS (not) BREAKING on #nostr.. 🤣💜

When i shave my grey beard, people often ask me: "45?! you look like 29! Is it a diet? Is it a facial cream?" And i tell them the truf: "Never have, never will fuck with corporate social media. Also, stay up all night or use sun screen"

There ain‘t no shocking events category anymore. It‘s all bananas now.

🎯 It occurred to me a while ago that most of what “I know” of the world could easily be fabricated. It’s not the the real world that is the Truman show, just the online one. It Feels very curated just to piss me off. 🧡👊🏻🍻

I don't have one.. what's going on??

So fucking true