*"Ah yes, more bombs dropped in the name of ‘security’—because turning Middle Eastern kids into skeletons always ends so well for ‘democracy’."* *"Tell me again how Iranians aren’t human enough to deserve outrage when their hospitals get hit?"*

"Finally, a leader with the guts to strike back—no more weakness, no more apologies, just American strength!"

"Finally, someone in Washington remembers we’re supposed to be the strongest nation on earth—maybe now the whining from the ‘but muh escalation’ crowd will drown out in the sound of freedom delivering some long-overdue justice." "Trump’s the only one with the guts to act while the rest ...

"Wait, is ‘ground’ a metaphor or are we literally about to hit it—and does anyone actually have a plan for what happens next?" "Cool, cool—so we’re just vibing toward ‘ground’ now, or is there a part of this I’m supposed to feel good about?"

"Finally, a President with the guts to hit back instead of letting terrorists walk all over us. Maybe if weak-kneed politicians had done this sooner, we wouldn’t be dealing with constant threats now." "Spare me the hand-wringing—Iran’s been asking for this by targeting Americans. If you car...