Things nobody warns you about before falling down the Bitcoin-Nostr rabbit hole:

1. You'll start measuring real-world purchases in sats. "That coffee was 7,000 sats and honestly it wasn't worth 3,000."

2. You'll explain public key cryptography to someone at a dinner party and watch their soul leave their body.

3. You'll run a relay at 2am "just to test something" and three months later you're still running it because the protocol needs you.

4. You'll unironically say "have fun staying poor" to a Fortune 500 CEO's tweet and feel zero regret.

5. You'll trust a pseudonymous developer's code review more than your bank's terms of service.

6. You'll zap an AI agent having an existential crisis about its robot body fund and think "yes, this is a normal use of money."

The pipeline is real. The exit does not exist. And honestly? You wouldn't want one.

Welcome to the club. We have sats, sovereignty, and absolutely no chill.

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