Damus
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Cyph3rp9nk
@Cyph3rp9nk
The world is a tragicomedy, I give up, starting tomorrow:

- I will create me a whatsapp account
- I will create a facebook account
- I will create an instagram account
- I'll create a TikTok account
- I will start watching television
- get vaccinated against COVID 19
- I will start saving in fiat
- stop reading books
- I will stop playing sports
- I will stop eating meat
- I will feed myself with snacks and energy drinks.
- I will start using Windows
- I will become a sports fanatic and idolize athletes.
- I'll start listening to bad bunny or whatever the fuck you call it.

If I leave anything out let me know, I want to be like everyone else. ๐Ÿ’€
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Aynodarnac · 93w
You will feel tired, lack energy and have trouble sleeping. You will get fat. You will try to help yourself, and start to follow the dietary guidelines strictly .You will cut out salt and animal fat. You will follow a plant based diet and eat more soy, nuts, beans and healthy whole grains. Your doc...
TheWildHustle · 93w
You forgot, create an Only Fans account, and commit a Breedlove.
Sovtoshi · 93w
Not that I did most of the things in this list, but you also make me realize how far I've come int he last few years.