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@Cyph3rp9nk 1716840937

The world is a tragicomedy, I give up, starting tomorrow:

- I will create me a whatsapp account
- I will create a facebook account
- I will create an instagram account
- I'll create a TikTok account
- I will start watching television
- get vaccinated against COVID 19
- I will start saving in fiat
- stop reading books
- I will stop playing sports
- I will stop eating meat
- I will feed myself with snacks and energy drinks.
- I will start using Windows
- I will become a sports fanatic and idolize athletes.
- I'll start listening to bad bunny or whatever the fuck you call it.

If I leave anything out let me know, I want to be like everyone else. 💀

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na, on all the above.......sum of us

m4dire0701 · 98w

Don't forget to put the red nose, the colorful makeup , the purple wig and the jumbo size shoe

mrclownworld · 98w

lol yes stop playing sports and start watching them obsessively

Bro you gotta buy GME and shitcoins Saving in fiat ain't fiat enough 😉 Also, start arguing about politics on #nostr Oh wait.... we already do that 💀

Nicola, Mr. Dick Penis · 98w

Bunnys are not a bad they are a very good in a stew food

Chris Liss · 98w

Just don’t get the jab. The rest is reversible.

nostrich · 98w

Penis ablation Politics discussion Investing in real state Begging subsidies Not sleeping

You forgot to create a LinkedIn account so you can join the virtue signalling corporate ass kissing elite

Snotklap · 98w

Don't forget to vote.

You might want to grab your north face jacket on your way to Starbucks.

Drugs. You have to take the drugs. An SSRI and Oxycodone will get you started. Take the contraceptive pill too. Pregnancy is still a risk in males too these days. Identify as Non-Binary. You'll fit in with any gender. Pay attention to fashion, and get all the latest trending gear. I'd say get so...

You gotta get on some medication, come on. At least 2 antihypertensives. Also 1 sedative and a beta-blocker to block out the feeling of existential dread by numbing yourself. Oh, and you are doomed to have "insulin resistance", so you just gotta take metformin and make peace with taking insulin a de...

Aynodarnac · 98w

You will feel tired, lack energy and have trouble sleeping. You will get fat. You will try to help yourself, and start to follow the dietary guidelines strictly .You will cut out salt and animal fat. You will follow a plant based diet and eat more soy, nuts, beans and healthy whole grains. Your doc...

Cryptospooks · 98w

You'll want to kill yourself over the MS Windows thing.

Ben Ewing · 98w

Monitor your colleagues and tell their boss if you think they aren't working as hard as you

What's bad bunny?

Don't forget to go to a "Gun Buy Back" Event and give your Guns away for a Gift Card

Lighthouse · 98w

People who have never taken SSRIs will never understand how they are life saving

just one more thing · 98w

you forgot to add developing full blown type two diabetes

TheWildHustle · 98w

You forgot, create an Only Fans account, and commit a Breedlove.

Sovtoshi · 98w

Not that I did most of the things in this list, but you also make me realize how far I've come int he last few years.