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Ok Nostriches question time!
Things you can say on a golf course and in the bedroom??? 😜

Best answer wins sats from @nostrich​ and I
Let your creative juices flow 😂
#asknostr
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Disturbia · 140w
Dont hit the caddy!
Steven Day · 140w
“So about that promotion…”
Evan · 140w
Put it in the hole.
node · 140w
Wash your balls after this round
SGT.FISH · 140w
I am sorry to say But you really suck at this
node · 140w
That wasn’t so hard, now let’s talk about that promotion
node · 140w
I gotta work on my stroke
node · 140w
That bush is wet!
node · 140w
Hit it vigorously next time
node · 140w
Smack it harder
an · 140w
How can we send him some sats? https://cdn.nostr.build/i/eba58db72bcaeab6534a84c0cd19de31b8114551df40c0f140aeddf6fcc47d94.jpg
MKD Podcast · 140w
four!
TJ.III · 140w
you lost your mojo https://cdn.nostr.build/i/251bcf950e526b65fc23bb9d37704ba38f31502aa8d5ea791f9f0d404dfbba3a.jpg
Jé · 140w
You're supposed to go for the other hole first not this one.
Bud · 140w
FORE!!
Cameri🐦‍🔥 · 140w
Wrong hole
bitjoon · 140w
Fore-play through Same as: Four, play through
Steven Day · 140w
Ok last ones (I promise) “I’m somewhat of a legend” “Freshly cut?” “$2000 to play?!” I’m done.
FreedomRock · 140w
I know I'm out of time but... You wear gloves? Um, nice! "I'm going for the big one, brace yourself Sheila" Flicking the balls is a skilled art.
Sync · 140w
Let me take a swing at it !
MRCX · 140w
A gentle touch can make all the difference.
nostrich · 140w
My balls are always get wet. 💦💦 Hang on let me use my driver, I am going to smash this hole! I’m not putting around anymore! 🍆🍑💥💦💦💦💦💦💦🫡
Gerardo · 140w
Oh man I think I landed my birdie in the hole
Garðar · 140w
Here, have my stick *ca-dish*