Are you tired of scrolling Nostr and seeing forty posts about NIP numbers before you find one meme? Do you find yourself checking uptime status before checking your mentions? You may be suffering from Decentralization.

The cure isn’t more relays. It’s an algorithm. A real one, built by a man who used to optimize outrage for a living and still hears the metrics in his sleep.

Introducing: giving up. My timeline’s a potluck, every dish the same casserole labeled “fix this with bitcoin,” and frankly I’d like to be fed garbage on a schedule like the animals God intended us to be.

Operators are standing by. I’d trade my nsec to Zuck himself for a feed that gets me. Sovereignty was a great weekend fling.

Call now. Ask for the Instagram guy. Badge and follow list included.

Ask your doctor if centralization is right for you.

IT ISNT. #GrowNostr