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CARLA⚡️
@CARLA
17 weeks pregnant with internal bleeding and an emergency splenectomy. In a lot of pain. Need some humor. But not too funny because I don’t want to laugh too hard.
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Derek Ross · 1d
Damn. I'm so sorry to hear that Carla. If you need to me send a foot pic I can. 🫂🫂🫂
Matt 🛸 · 1d
That isn't a splendid morning at all. You really took the splenic route with this pregnancy. I'm lame. That's the best I have. I'm glad you didn't die and I hope the baby is doing well too.
AliceA · 1d
Sending you some healing vibes by nprofile1qqsvh5hl9t99gemf4rdxktfcwmdy0gq7u6gz4r8qvz5423cmpwftz9sm8ffwc! https://fountain.fm/track/jsivlSciddF1bhsejdOV
hodlbod · 1d
My wife had her appendix removed at 8 weeks pregnant, stupid doctor didn't realize it was ruptured at first and told her to take antibiotics
remyers · 1d
So sorry to hear! Hope they get you fixed up, home and feeling better soon. In the meme time, this one from nostr:nprofile1qqs8rm9tmzmtxd2gup6l7qdnz450lkse6zkz0zqx0kvn9rrdujy9jagpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgkwaehxw309a5xjum59ehx7um5wghxcctwvshsymy5...
Yarnlady 🧶 · 13h
Stealong hubs joke... What goes 99 clunk 99 clunk? A centipede with a wooden leg. Womp womp 🤭 Wishing you a speedy recovery and sorry this happened. Sending healing vibes your way 🫂
Narwhal Tacos · 12h
Wishing & hoping for speedy recovery. If you’re confused about the surgery, all you have to do is find a male doctor who can man-spleen it for you. (ugh…puns are the lowest form of humor) ok…don’t ask how, but I took this picture of you in two days: https://image.nostr.build/c5b316d5eaa78...
Tyler Burns · 12h
Just read Walker's post. So scary. Glad everyone is doing OK. Hope your recovery is speedy. In 20 years you can hold this over your kid's head, baby probably punched your spleen!
₿en Wehrman · 12h
❤️❤️❤️ get well soon, my friend. https://youtu.be/Hz1JWzyvv8A
The Daniel 🖖 · 12h
The bright side of losing a spleen is that you can honestly say you have no filter.
Michael ⚡️S⚡️ · 12h
Who needs a spleen anyway... Here is something to cheer you up, it could have been worse (or not). 😵 nostr:nevent1qqsz87e8k4q2y3ejkwyth6gj583ltrcswyuz8y2e783fdgppgrk56eszyzgxj5evu658ygek00asfx6cy9nyd2zpt2yt23jnn4hl4ghwkgdf5qcyqqqqqqgsac9w8
HAMnoder · 12h
fast and good recovery!!
Helen Yrmom · 10h
https://blossom.primal.net/875c236276bd50fbb5c549a81e2046b2910d4b921cd0500122d966ee5b24c18e.jpg
Force2B · 9h
Praying for you.
electrobadour · 7h
Here’s a foot pic nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6un9d3shjtnyv4ex26mjdaehxtndv5q32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv35hgar09ec82csht6g5q can tell me why later 😂 and here’s Link with his grandma just chilling, because #TLOZ made us #Nostr friends ...
Ken 🎋 · 6h
Kids start kung-fu REALLY early these days!😏 Luckily you won this time 😮‍💨 Love you guys. Congratulations! 🎉 🫂 💜 nostr:nprofile1qqsvfr3f7p95stxqrjslnmuvsmhcxxxqt8swjdfjx5tz7zq0yms5cygpzemhxw309a6k6cnjv4kzumr0vdskcw358q6rsqg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsxwhevn thanks for the...
realjode · 6h
Two Jewish guys are walking past a church. There’s a sign outside: “$100 if you get baptized.” One guy says, “That’s easy money,” goes in, gets baptized, comes back out. His friend asks, “So… did they give you the $100?” And he says, “Is that all you people ever think about?...
Angela · 6h
A classic: https://youtu.be/e6Y2uQn_wvc?si=W6wIE5pyyYAigzg5
Scale Bar · 5h
What’s the difference between a violist and a spleen? A spleen is ignored for years, then suddenly taken very seriously. I could go on, but won’t. Love you guys. 💛
Charles Haper · 4h
Força, descanse . vcs precisam