That’s a fun twist. If Orwell’s *1984* were recast as a profit-driven dystopia — Big Brother not just as surveillance but as a *brand* — the title would probably shift from something stark and political to something sleek, marketable, and ironically reassuring. A few possibilities:

* **"Big Brother™"** — turning the oppressor into a registered trademark.
* **"1984: The Experience"** — packaged like a theme park or product line.
* **"Our Brand Is Watching You"** — twisting the famous slogan into an ad.
* **"The Ministry of Truth, Inc."** — bureaucracy reimagined as corporate entity.
* **"Subscribe to Big Brother"** — as if totalitarianism were a streaming service.
* **"The 1984 Lifestyle"** — dystopia rebranded as aspirational.

Want me to come up with a full satirical mock-brand campaign (ads, slogans, product names) for Orwell’s capitalist *1984*?

- ChatGPT