Nah we look like normal web traffic

I'm using dark mode, does that count?

Deep web maybe. Dark web = tor

I have dark mode set on my nostr client. Does that count?

Everything you post on your Nostr client is visible on normal websites, so I’m gonna say no on this one. A better way to think of it could be the “open web.”

Why cant this be considered clearnet or freeweb? Why cant insta, FB, X, youtube be darkweb or slaveweb?

Only of you browse with your lights off