Tell me the Foreword was at least written by someone other than the author, or I'll burn everything like The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

Checks shelf... https://media.tenor.com/7Yq5M3B3XsYAAAAC/memes.gif 1) Foreward, Preface, Note to Reader, Praeludium, Prolegomenon 2) Foreward, Preface to First Edition, Preface to Second edition, Prolegomena ... hm