well, it is actually useful and private money, and as you are so angrily pointing out here, onchain bitcoin is not

Everyone uses Monero. We just don't talk about it. Defeats the purpose of using Monero.

XMRBazaar.com - many people using it

My first thought was: You would need to use Monero, to get this money out. Maybe Nostr TPTB have decided we all need to switch from Lightning to Monero. 🤔