Dear Nostr,

I want you to meet my horse son “Hodl Harder.” He is a pristine racehorse with a STRONG and BEAUTIFUL genetic lineage. Some would say the best. Many are saying that. Incredible bloodlines. Frankly, the other horses are very nervous right now. He is currently at Keeneland, where he is being trained to ABSOLUTELY DESTROY his fellow horse competitors by the best trainers in America. Top people. The very best. They called me and said “Sir, this horse is something very special.” And I said I know, because I picked him.
He will win so much you’ll get tired of winning. But you won’t actually get tired because winning is tremendous. More updates to come. It’s going to be BEAUTIFUL. Thank you for your attention to this matter. American J. Hodl