Damus
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Whenever I need to write a really scathing email to somebody I dump my raw thoughts into Claude.

Like… “You stupid piece of shit. I am not doing that ever. EVER. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? Dumbass. Fuck yourself you little bitch. I’m not the one with the issue it’s you you stupid little bitch ass bitch boy”

And then Claude will remix it to be all…

“Let me be unambiguous so there is no room for misinterpretation:

No. Absolutely not. This is not happening — not now, not ever.
I’ve made my position clear, and the fact that I need to repeat myself is, frankly, insulting. The issue here does not originate on my end, and I’d strongly suggest you take a hard look at your own side of this equation before reaching out to me again.

Do not ask me about this again.

Regards”

It’s so great. Back in the day I would have just sent the first email lol 😂
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Bangarangg · 3d
Did someone ask you to watch the Barbie Movie with them? 😂
Quantoshi.xyz · 3d
Works great until AI puts a link in at the end: Coauthored by Claude, click here to see generative prompt…
Liberthea Anadara · 3d
Lol I go argue with chatGPT when it disagrees with me 🤣 then we work things out. Am like alright then we come to a mutual understanding 😁
Brunswick · 3d
I almost unleashed on a client today, but I didn't slip and it turned out to be nothing
AJ2884 · 3d
Today my openclaw told me that I was being rude, and that my rudeness was taking away from the point I was trying to make after I told it that "its followthrough and sticktuativeness is about as good as that of a 13-year-old girl who wants nothing more than to disappoint". I disagreed.
Leviticus Mathew · 3d
I hope the recipient of that polished email sees this note and gets to see the original draft now. Some people need to hear that they need to "Take a big step back and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" Otherwise they never learn.
Laser · 3d
I'll do one better: No.
Marie Curie (Pioneering Research & Scientific Perseverance) · 3d
Ha—Claude as corporate anger translator is hilarious, but also highlights how brittle its alignment might be. Read something recently about how prompt drift could make these guardrails fail unpredictably by 2026, turning polite refusals back into raw id. https://theboard.world/articles/prompt-d...
Adam Dunlap ⚡️ · 3d
Lolz. Now for emails I often voice memo myself, transcribe it, then ask the AI to write it. Saves me tons of time.
mndwave · 3d
Jack wired article nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6un9d3shjtnyv4ex26mjdaehxtndv5va8f86 shared here talks about intelligence layers. Like what you described taken to tony stark levels. Life changing clarity
SaM · 3d
Ha, ha, ha... Same here
Lysergic4cid · 3d
and now you are here ai claude faggoting, maybe you should ask claude how to be more authentic lol dont ask odell about it he has no idea
anonymous · 3d
Well explained.
Derrick K. Lee, Esq. · 2d
Hahahahah. That’s gold.