Now the Sneetches had dollars and wanted their yield,
So McSaylor arrived with his great money field.
"For just one hundred dollars I'll make you content!
With an eye-popping yield of eleven percent!"
"Just step into Stretch, the banks are all leaking,
My certificate printer is just what you're seeking!"
"We're yield-bearing Sneetches!!" they said when they bought,
Self-custody Bitcoin? Don't give it a thought.
While deep in the belly, the machine churned away,
Converting their dollars to Bitcoin each day.
Then McSaylor McBean with a grin and a wave,
Said "Good day to you Sneetches, you've all been so brave!"
He sailed off to Cannes in his yacht while still smiling,
Nearly eight hundred thousand and steadily climbing.
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