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When your husband comes out of the bathroom looking haggard as all hell and asking, “what the fuck did I eat yesterday?”

…but it was me…who cooked everything he ate…

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Yarnlady 🧶 · 1w
😂 get that man some probiotics!
UppercaseDANIEL · 1w
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AnnSofiNovelist · 1w
Hmm, what did he eat behind your back!?!? 😱 Clearly the only possible reason, cause you'd never give him anything bad! Maybe one of those people one a phone call he takes for work offered him something. Yeah, that's probably it, right?! 😇🤣
NoStrFromObject · 1w
cheer im up, try some nostr:nevent1qqs0aswga933c6tran7nfjpp6n0wvl5559vf7dqw0jg9vu68kh2s29cpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7q3qfe4285nzjz3kkg97cl3r9la58v6q7dfa9m8kxlfqr9prqtajkr9sxpqqqqqqz99tcax next time