Had* rekt by immutability again

I would need to learn how first, but if someone gave me a million dollars I would sell them for bitcoin over the counter. Then I would sell it back to the same on-ramp a little at a time, paying any taxes I owe all the while. After selling, I would withdraw my paper USD from the bank and sell it f...

80% of that is going straight to bitcoin and the rest figuring out how to make more, while also living my life and traveling and such

Who made this? I love it.