The year is 2003. You’re over at your friend Ian’s house playing Game Cube with the boys. There’s at least one addition friend named Ian. You’re drinking Mountain Dew Code Red. After all, MDCR and Game Cube were released in the same year, 2001. You’ve been playing Game Cube and drinking MDCR for two years straight. They complement each other perfectly. Then, your other friend, also named Ian, comes over with a new type of Mountain Dew you’ve never seen before. Mountain Dew LiveWire. It just came out. It’s fucking great. You slam LiveWires and play Game Cube all night. Life is simple and good. Everyone except you is named Ian.