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name one thing you trust more than the government...

strippers who say they love me.
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invisibull · 6d
A developer who tells me a project will be done in two weeks.
nostrich · 6d
I trust less the jews
Marc · 6d
People with a picture of a baby asking for money for a funeral every week.
Leviticus Mathew · 5d
Literally everything.
A.A.Ron · 5d
Egg salad sandwiches found in a dumpster.
Nostrich · 5d
I am self governed. You people are stupid, choosing to be slaves
Contra · 5d
A guy named Skeeter who starts with "trust me, bro."
oadissin · 5d
Nostr
ZAPLOTTO · 4d
The smell of my farts
invisibull · 4d
Remembered one more thing. GitHub uptime statistics on their status page.