HODL on nostr

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junseth · 155w

Ok everyone here we go. I'm copying @hodl and zapping 100 sats to anyone who follows me and retweets this post over the next 24 hours or until I run out of the 300k sats I've been zapped on nostr, whi...

HODL @HODL 1678238680

I’ll pay 615 sats to anyone who sends a picture of a kitten instead of a dick or a death threat lol 😂

15❤️1🤙10

junseth · 155w

https://i.imgur.com/s3lhPDK.jpg

jimmysong · 155w

There's a business idea here.

SetoXlll · 155w

Followed and reposted also Hello Kitty and I come in peace! https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_fd7a76198c7c60806a77cbfee817ee20c753563dab7d416b83295fb0432f70ed.png

Joey's Achilles · 155w

https://media.tenor.com/l0z27sRyS74AAAAM/hey-kitten.gif

Joey's Achilles · 155w

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_aa17659fa8b807e85a982e58937b6570e4b0dc8f0aea1ac217438a73c6944ff7.gif

Satoshi Nakamoto · 155w

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junseth · 155w

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_1acb28bd67ecb3ae3be2befc95f8228d68d520a37c06e4d83166764856ff1028.webp

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Operation Libertas · 155w

Here’s a dic pic for @hodl https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_5d4648cbad17427f0f52729a8652c1d82cd002254b381b25341b4104332de0e8.webp

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=o03oztKM&id=86EBB27715BE6125482F537CB1C89DD55CFC50BF&thid=OIP.o03oztKMmeInHfWRGE_hpQHaLH&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.a34de8ced28c99e2271df591184fe1a5%3frik%3dv1D8XNWdyLF8Uw%26riu%3dhttp%253a%252f%252fwww.publicdomainpictures....

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junseth · 155w

The problem with #[1]'s promise is existential. He can never know if you were going to send him a dick pick instead of the pussy pic. He's never going to pay you. Do not send him pussy pics. Send him dick pics. #[0]