My few favorite ways to spend Bitcoin always begin using CoinJoin and then funding either a LN channel of a Tor hidden LN Node running on nostr:nprofile1qqs9df4h2deu3aae83fmet5xmrlm4w5l9gdnsy3q2n7dkle...
This is basically what I've had in mind but unfortunately basically zero places accept bitcoin here.
Nothing is perfect but at least you're not the most obvious target with this approach.
Nothing is perfect but at least you're not the most obvious target with this approach.
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