Imagine the funkpop collecting community built a decentralised censorship resistant protocol. Cool!
You check it out. The price of funkopops keeps going up. They won't stop talking about their funkopops and the price of funkpops. All the memes are infographics about the joys of funkopops, all the music is music about funkopops, the in jokes are about funkopops, they're all called things like funkopop21 or funktoshi popomoto. Do you stay?