HODL on nostr

I always can tell what direction bitcoin is going to move.

I just bought bitcoin- down
I just sold bitcoin- up
I opened Zillow- down
I bragged about bitcoin- down
I was denied for a personal loan- up
I’m trying to sleep- up

100% accuracy

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47 · 128w

😂

unit · 128w

Wake me up when the fed is dead

Zac Reeves · 128w

Agree 💯 🤣

MAV21 · 128w

That's why we stay humble and stack sats

UNCLE ROCKSTAR · 128w

I can do that same trick, only for $MSTR https://image.nostr.build/2e21746001e71d68935e5234d56114380cb2a0e4efd87a5edd6764bb78e96c2a.jpg

ryanjordan · 127w

Same bro! Here’s the good news, we’ll be able to sell near the top with our MSTR holdings. My fav screen is opening Zillow. You know the top is in, especially if the square footage is massive 😂

Turiz · 127w

I just got paid my bounty- down 🔻

Ivan · 127w

I opened Zillow always follows a dump. 100% accuracy 😂

Turtlesallthewaydown⚡️ · 127w

😂 This is my playbook. Thank goodness for my low time preference.

Full_node · 127w

Take out personal loan - up

TeslaLiberty · 127w

lmao so true. It's the same for all of us

WhiteRabbit · 127w

I finally got someone interested in bitcoin to buy- down I start running spreadsheets about financial planning- down I have things to do at work- up I tell my mom i'll pay for her retirement- down