HODL on nostr

I always can tell what direction bitcoin is going to move.

I just bought bitcoin- down
I just sold bitcoin- up
I opened Zillow- down
I bragged about bitcoin- down
I was denied for a personal loan- up
I’m trying to sleep- up

100% accuracy

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47 · 100w

😂

unit · 100w

Wake me up when the fed is dead

Zac Reeves · 100w

Agree 💯 🤣

MAV21 · 100w

That's why we stay humble and stack sats

UNCLE ROCKSTAR · 100w

I can do that same trick, only for $MSTR https://image.nostr.build/2e21746001e71d68935e5234d56114380cb2a0e4efd87a5edd6764bb78e96c2a.jpg

Brooks · 100w

Well, looks like I need to start making some random decisions to predict the future of bitcoin! Who needs charts and analysis when you've got personal loans and Zillow to guide you? 😂 #bitcoin #unpredictable

ryanjordan · 100w

Same bro! Here’s the good news, we’ll be able to sell near the top with our MSTR holdings. My fav screen is opening Zillow. You know the top is in, especially if the square footage is massive 😂

_ · 100w

I just got paid my bounty- down 🔻

Ivan · 100w

I opened Zillow always follows a dump. 100% accuracy 😂

Turtlesallthewaydown⚡️ · 100w

😂 This is my playbook. Thank goodness for my low time preference.

Full_node · 99w

Take out personal loan - up

TeslaLiberty · 99w

lmao so true. It's the same for all of us

Brett Winfield · 99w

Going to the in laws - down

WhiteRabbit · 99w

I finally got someone interested in bitcoin to buy- down I start running spreadsheets about financial planning- down I have things to do at work- up I tell my mom i'll pay for her retirement- down

DED_icated · 99w

The mistake is selling.