Two years ago I got some cash for my birthday

Instead of wasting it on some bullshit

I decided to buy 1 million sats
(It was about $350 at the time)

I labeled the UTXO "new golf clubs"

My plan was to buy new clubs when the million sats could afford it

We are getting close

I will have these irons before next spring

$350 + 2 years of delaying gratification = $2,100 set of irons

Bitcoin is honestly a cheat code