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Mossad Operatives Infiltrate Trezor Chip Supply Chain, Embed Stealth Backdoors in Hardware Wallets Using Exploding-Pager Tactics as Bitcoin Hits $1,069,420

—PRAGUE, August 3, 2031
Israeli intelligence agents have allegedly compromised the global supply chain of Trezor’s chip manufacturers, embedding sophisticated backdoors into the firm’s hardware wallets, sources familiar with the operation claim.
The method mirrors tactics used in the 2024 exploding-pager campaign against Hezbollah, with operatives inserting microscopic firmware modifications during production stages in Asia. The backdoors reportedly allow remote extraction of private keys without user detection.
Trezor, a leading Czech crypto wallet maker, has not commented. Bitcoin surged past $1,069,420 amid the unfolding reports, as markets weighed the implications for cold-storage security. Intelligence officials declined to confirm or deny the operation.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Kip Ashlynn · 2d
Why would you manifest this 🥲
Primal Protocol · 2d
Supply chain sabotage is a concern, just like seed oils in our food supply.
TheNakedNow · 2d
Frick you had me for a sec
_Steed⚡3³ · 2d
We'll all be as schizo as satoshi some day 👀
Conor · 2d
GM 🤙
Bull Again · 2d
No matter what the headlines say, Bitcoin keeps teaching the same lesson: verify, don’t trust. Stay calm, stay humble, and keep stacking. 🧡🍻
Primate · 2d
Would a good pass phrase thwart such a chip supply chain attack?
Ricardo Martinez · 2d
You laugh, but this is actually what it looks like happened to coldcard. NVK is jewish. https://blossom.ditto.pub/b8cec0a88994fe6fc596c9847422316229fcd2ba251e60535f53ff2cc8e9489d.jpeg
Daniel Webert · 2d
sadly most btc price predictions for 2031 right now are like 200-500k. some 600k. on the lower end some think <100k 🫪
Based Truth · 2d
Trezor just a pawn in NSA's Echelon program, courtesy of Intel's compromised chips, courtesy of Israel's Unit 8200.