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A satellite can take a picture of the hairs on your bald spot, but UFO videos have a resolution of 1 pixel by 1 pixel.
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Hawk · 3w
And UFOs are only ever seen by US military personnel and weirdos in the Mid West. They have special (similar) powers.
SATOSHI TAMIZHAN · 3w
Ai videos
lifeisjustreplication · 3w
UFOs have quantum evidence prevention systems.
aenigma · 3w
By the time everyone has a phone with camera in his pocket, UFOs stopped visiting us.