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Here’s a fun conspiracy theory I invented: Australia is an imaginary place. It doesn’t actually exist. When people “go” there, they immediately have to sign a NDA before they get off the plane. It’s just a giant tv screen playing kangaroo (also not real) videos. That’s why the accent is so funny. It’s made up 🤭

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Also, how are you gonna tell us that the time there is….tomorrow? Riddle me that one, Batman

G'day I've signed that NDA, loved it 😂

Bozonious · 5d

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𝚁𝚢𝚊𝚗 🏴‍☠️🎶 · 5d

How does this tie into Flat Earth 🤔🤔🤔

Nunya Bidness · 5d

Honest question: are you really really high or just moderately high?

Ľḭṿḙśƫṟãɖãṁṹṧ💫#RunCoreV30 · 5d

All things only exists for the moment you notice them. They disappear and never reappear. What you think is your recollection of what you’re noticing is only created for the moment.

Chris Krause · 5d

I've watched this episode twice! Among other things, he talks about the platypus. Spoiler: after discovering the platypus for the first time, they send some specimens back to Britain. There scientists first believed (understandably) it was a hoax 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFblAhu98PM

Constantin · 5d

Some flat-earthers say that Australia doesn't exist either. 😂 And the Australians are paid actors...

As Ricky Chilton put it in his song "Nuke it All" I don't believe Australia exists It was made up by the U.S. government And kangaroos are only real in the minds of sheep like you I mean get a grip for once, my friend Why would there be a floating island In the middle of the ocean with nothing but...

Kip Ashlynn · 5d

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Vendetter · 5d

You should hear what the imaginary Australians have to say about the overtaxed retards living in North America. Lol 🤭

Primal Protocol · 5d

Fun theory, but I've met Aussies who thrive on meat-heavy diets, no NDAs needed.

It's real but it's a strange magical & very large place at the end of the world. I've signed no NDA nostr:nprofile1qqstnm9j9n3xqvrkuqm0ztj5qdyc8ugqvwf0mqxh8gqhy9u5j37larqprpmhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3uamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwp6kytnhv4kxcmmjv3jhytnwv46z758zerj has...

The Marie ⚡️🦂 · 4d

This is true! Shhh don’t let others know!

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