He took the "rvtrn 2 monke" meme a little too literally. https://i.poastcdn.org/872f0fa843794ef9ef4558a1a89416c2637ac63da617c8b9e7912a8f956b6728.png

Real talk though, people who fuck up everybody's commute to work by trying to Kevorkian themselves using the "death by transit" method deserve 0 sympathy. If you really want to off yourself, there are over 30+ other ways you can do so without inconveniencing the rest of us. https://i.poastcdn.org...