NOSTR: National Office for Shitposting, Trolling, and Reposts 🏛️💩📲
Fully taxpayer-funded.
Every meme goes through a 3-layer encryption process: sarcasm, satire, and spicy zaps.
Employees are paid in unconfirmed Lightning invoices and moral superiority.
Dress code: hoodie + tinfoil hat.
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