that ice wall makes it hard to navigate 😂

That’s where the Truman Show ends.

Stak Energy is building one on the north slope. https://www.adn.com/alaska-journal/news/2026/05/22/a-huge-data-center-could-rise-on-alaskas-north-slope/

Because if we did who would staff it? Penguins? 🐧

Nofiber internet, lol.

Deve ser difícil mandar foguete para lá...

scared of the Nazis

The damn squirrel from ice age is gonna screw it up like he does everything else

m'lectricity I reckon

Nope

Cuz china is putting them in deep seas and musk wants to put them in space…

Didn't the US government already announced they were going to build them in Alaska?

Asking the real questions.

High pingtime is my guess, but if the arctic had net backbone access spanning across the pole, it would be a point of advantage.

Power I'd guess. Imagine deploying and maintaining such cables and electric stations by such temperatures ? We'd need small nuclear reactors for that but I guess it's not ready yet.

https://blossom.primal.net/75f991786a54ea5a92cbf2c47d989e4b74783984d2c48e923041f6656537d3e9.gif

Because the ice will melt and the servers drown. Antarctica is better.