How is there not a Netflix serial killer show yet, where the serial killer looks for dog owners that don't pick up their dog's shit?!

Killer: "Excuse me, are you going to pick that up?"
Cocksucker: "Fuck you, mate! Why don't you mind you're own fuckin' bidness?!"
*Dramatic sting. Internal-shots of a forest. Blurry fade into dude hanging upside down on a crucifix, missing arms, legs and cock & balls. A roll of poop bags shoved into his mouth.*

I'd watch the shit out of that.