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Bro the amount of millennials I know who have some type of shared custody agreement regarding a dog post breakup is sky high. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
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mrclownworld · 7w
The retardation of the millennial generation never ceases to astound me
The: Daniel⚡️ · 7w
Pennsylvania just recognized pet custody in divorces. https://nypost.com/2025/12/20/media/pets-should-be-regarded-as-family-members-in-divorce-cases-pennsylvania-bill-says/
Sourcenode · 7w
How many are role playing their own childhood drama using a dog?
Miquyl · 7w
🤣
Contra · 7w
The dog has two homes, they have commitment issues. Everyone’s thriving.
Small Batch Steve · 7w
Talk about your built in obsolescence. And these people want to live to a hundred!!
proof of god · 7w
Since you’ve been spitting hot takes here’s one of mine: dog couples are boring as fuck. Not sorry
KrP · 7w
Who picks up the poop?
chicken · 7w
I swear you posted this some thing a year ago bruz. Bear market vibes
Benking · 7w
Some split dogs, some split sats.
Bitcoin Observer · 7w
This is the "most 2025" note I've seen all year
Corrado Alvaro · 7w
That’s just fucking weird.
Syd 💎 · 7w
You’re like that “cool” guy in high school who thinks it’s gay if people care about animals
ihsotas · 7w
I tend to be thankful that most of these people don’t have children.
Grace and Truth · 7w
Still made me laugh! Wow.
BTC-BACKPACKER · 7w
I THINK BECAUSE A LOT OF US ARE DELAYING HAVING KIDS, THE "DOG PARENT" THING BECOMES THE WHOLE IDENTITY. SO WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP HITS A WALL, NOBODY CAN LET GO OF THE "BABY." IT’S BASICALLY ALL THE DRAMA OF A CUSTODY BATTLE WITHOUT THE TAX BENEFITS. TRULY A PEAK MILLENNIAL STRUGGLE..... IM JUST ...
frenchHODL · 7w
😂😂😂😂
Tyler · 7w
When I started dating my wife, she was sharing a dog with her ex. I couldn’t take our relationship serious until it ended, which it did shortly after we started dating. I agree with you, it’s retarded.
Zsubmariner · 7w
Deeply. "Dog parents" makes me want to throw up. Modern life is fried.
Little Johnny · 7w
I know a “dog mom” who is posting pictures her “child” on Mother’s Day. The guy who left her does not consider himself a “dog dad” though, so they do not need any shared custody agreements. It’s 2025, and the dog moms have made the crazy cat ladies look pretty fucking based. DOG MO...
𝕞ptf · 7w
Damn, i fought over keeping custody of the xbox my girlfriend bought me when we broke up.
Kayne · 7w
If your relationship after breakup is so bad that you have any kind of issue with this maybe you should look inwards and asked what the fuck is wrong with you. Because normal people can remain friends after breakups