Right now we have:

- Core lying about spam.
- Knots lying about the success of BIP-110.
- Giacomo lying about Start9 despite not having even used it.
- All of Core's funding revolving around a psyop organized by three-letter agencies.
- Andy Back looking for his dignity in a dumpster.
- Former Core developers being vilified by Core and its cronies.
- Luke living in a fantasy world where people are sinners if they fuck before marriage; in his head it all sounds spectacular.
- Calle, Shinobi, Vortex, and other whores selling their virginity for the millionth time.
- Vlad discovering that all women are whores.
- Maxim Orlovsky renouncing Bitcoin.
- Saylor underwater.