Is any of this funny? (Be honest, I’m gonna keep trying.)

-“If Pulp Fiction is Now Part of the Biblical Canon, I’m Going to Need to Rethink My Life”

-“Fact Check: Is Donald Trump Really Jesus Christ?”

-“Marjorie Taylor Green Emerges From Remote Field to Announce Human-Nigger Alliance to Stop These Kikes"

That’s really all I’ve got. We’ll keep track of my jokes as my brain damage fades.