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Andrew Anglin
@Andrew Anglin
Is any of this funny? (Be honest, I’m gonna keep trying.)

-“If Pulp Fiction is Now Part of the Biblical Canon, I’m Going to Need to Rethink My Life”

-“Fact Check: Is Donald Trump Really Jesus Christ?”

-“Marjorie Taylor Green Emerges From Remote Field to Announce Human-Nigger Alliance to Stop These Kikes"

That’s really all I’ve got. We’ll keep track of my jokes as my brain damage fades.
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GOYa · 6d
solid headlines
nostrich · 6d
Nigger alliance?!! 😂😂
Siirius Viirius · 6d
Last one was promising :)
Johelle · 6d
Last two sounded funny to me.
Hermes · 6d
All three goods
Hermes · 6d
Especially the first from the book of Hesgeth
Pdb88 · 6d
glad to see you over here AA
CerealReapist (non offending) · 6d
Last two got me. Still got it!!!
Nick N. Chuggits · 6d
Considering all the pushback I've been getting from my family members for saying Trump blasphemed, I think Trump Derangement Syndrome goes both ways.
Norman · 6d
The MTG one is alright but you can definitely do better. The other two, no.
ScythianBro · 6d
First one was v good mister anglin-sama
CrackersConvoy · 6d
https://blossom.primal.net/32ccae7bd07e63b5cbd2bd25f1a629fbb66fd4d5c1d30158f634ce7177cc1d83.webp
RecoveringSelfTorturer · 6d
Kind of medium. A visual punchline of: "Mixture" with the yellow icon snopes uses for the Trump Jesus question would be decent I think. They all seem like they could have legs given more refinement. Side note: have you read any of Nick Mullens old satirical blog posts where he pretended to be a m...
Highlander · 6d
Well -- maybe the third one
Blueberry · 5d
Third one made me laugh out loud
Flak · 5d
Glad you’re back.
Ohiokk · 5d
So glad to see you here king. It’s the end of an era congrats on successfully changing the paradigm through news. When I read DS style guide it changed my life.
Mearsheimer · 4d
These are good
Flavored Cigarettes · 2d
I think the Trump one is funniest, especially after everything that's happened since the ear scratch started that stuff.