Damus
Dev Dave 🧑‍💻 · 9w
417 Expectation Failed
Mafrend · 9w
I’m surprised, I sent you a TCP joke - and I’m sure you got it. Don’t play around with your UDP jokes - you can’t be sure anyone gets them.
BITCOIN BUNGOMA KENYA🇰🇪 ⚡️ · 9w
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Smoothiesam · 9w
😂😂😂 Remided me of this https://image.nostr.build/7ae84d9d7c179d942170d583ed5b7df8081cb2911b72beba3494b4aae64dd27b.png
Cat Holic · 9w
In Czechia there is a similar joke about government run Czech post office :)
Tony Acid · 9w
I wanted to tell you a joke about UDP... but you probably wouldn't get it. So instead, here's a TCP joke—let me know when you're ready to receive it, acknowledge each word, and confirm the punchline arrived intact.
the axiom · 9w
this is an old one
richard · 9w
if it was QUIC enough they did
Abstract Equilibrium · 9w
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It ...
Kajoozie Maflingo · 9w
but it got there fast!
Audrey · 8w
Jokes really?