An old lady walked up to me today, asked me if I could helper her (she was staring at the mixer section) and I helped her find her mix, then she turns to me.

*looks at name tag

Tony, I can say this because I'm old, but you have the most beautiful eyes.

AT LEAST SOMEONE THINKS IM CUTE

(that someone is a 75 year old woman)

DOESN'T MATTER STILL COUNTS