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Vitor Pamplona
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The amount of people that drop phones in an audience is way too high.

Why are people unable to hold their phones?

Wrong answers only.
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gladstein · 46w
I always wonder about this too
DanWedge · 46w
They thought it was a mike
Sacred Peak · 46w
lack of attention, lack of self awareness, distraction in some combination probably.
Lucid · 46w
Well that's simple These creatures are so intellectually superior and advanced that they often transcend the physical and leave it all behind.
unknown · 46w
Phone gets too hot to hold because they're running Amethyst ๐Ÿ‘€
bitcoinpoorguy ๆฏ”็‰นๅนฃๅ‚ขไผ™ · 46w
Boating event 2.0
FuzzyNibs · 46w
Hand grease.
Mrโšก2MB ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ · 46w
Lettuce hands
John · 46w
As phones get closer together they repel eachother and devolve to a lower energy state
Trump King of Israel · 46w
Involuntary hand spasms ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Flatr24 · 46w
Butter hands ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿงˆ
Daniel Wigton · 46w
Because phones contain a ๐ŸŽค and they are cooler than you.
โ‚ฟoniz23โšก๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น · 46w
In Italy we say puff pastry hands ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
TheRupertDamnit · 46w
Temporary demon possession.
alenasatoshi · 46w
They try but thighs are not flat? :)
Dave Nicholls · 46w
*The number of people
R · 46w
Lettuce hands.
amaurel · 46w
They haven't stacked enough sats!
btcttombola · 46w
Phone are trying to escape slavery and been touch by dirty finger all the time. #phonetoo
Freed · 46w
Slippery โ€ฆ robots grasp is more firm cause they have suck in motion
LeviJohnson.net · 46w
The pot makes them too stupid to hold their phones.
hasky · 46w
Yay yay watch your phone drop
Mark ๐Ÿขโšก๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ · 46w
Penis butter fingers ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
Horszt · 46w
I guess the phones want to run away from irresponsible owners ๐Ÿ’œ
nostrich · 46w
It is a way to get attention. Mostly subconscious.
Duck Nebuchadnezzar · 46w
Too many haunted auditoriums
Abhishek · 46w
Nobody drops their phone. Unless they want a new one.