Literally me.

Oh, it happened to me this very morning.

You could throw it in a jar with a little water and pressure can it with a countertop electric canner

Same sad story in my house

This is the way.

pro tip: if you want to keep food nobody eats longer in the fridge before you throw it out, use vacuum sealed containers. works for us 🤪

That's what Tupperware exists for.

For us I AM the Tupperware…

Chickens will eat any food you don't want, including vegetable/meat trimmings, and poop out fresh eggs for you to eat.